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Hoxton Street Monsters Cubed Earwax Fudge 170g

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Clotted cream fudge made in England under the guise ‘Cubed Earwax’. Sold by Hoxton Street Monster Supplies, it is described as earwax harvested from humans fed on a diet of Tinned Fear which is effective in stimulating the Ceruminous Gland. The gorgeous clotted cream fudge is made in the traditional way in copper pans above a gas flame, with absolutely no human bodily fluids used. It is produced by The Ministry of Stories, a volunteer organisation that helps young people learn creative writing. 170g.


Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Palm Oil, Refined vegetable oil, Clotted cream 4%, Butter, Emulsifier: soya lecithin, Humectant: Glycerine, Salt

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About Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

As one of the only suppliers of quality goods for all monsters, Hoxton Street Monster Supplies in London is unrivalled in quality and prides itself on its finest goods for Vampires, Zombies and all other scary monsters. The London store was created by the Ministry of Stories, an organisation set up in 2010 by Lucy Macnab, Nick Hornby and Ben Payne who wanted to use storytelling to inspire young people aged 8-18, teaching creative writing in order to build confidence, self-respect and communication. The result was Hoxton Street Monster supplies which sells UK Made and Vegetarian friendly foods, from playful preserves like ‘Thickest Human Snot’ to delicious sweets such as Fairtrade ‘Milk Tooth Chocolate’.


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